Infinitendium

If my website is a circus, then this is the big top.  It's the chunk of my site that actually has content the general public might be interested in.  Just click on the name of each article to check it out for yourself.

Clowns: They're scary, and I love 'em. Duct Tape: Gain knowledge in the art of duct tape. Links: Check out these cool sites, too. Mullets: Beware of the disgrace that is a mullet. Poop: Smelly!  My ode to potty-deposits.  Why is it called "Taking a shit," anyway?  Shouldn't it be "Giving a shit"?  I dunno, who gives a shit.  Exactly! Quotes: Read some great quotes I've collected. Ralph Nader: A short biography on my political hero. Rants & Rambles: Old shorts I've written that don't have any real purpose or direction. Smurfs: Living in a Communistic Dictatorship isn't easy when you're about 4 inches tall with blue skin. Updates: Updated!  I think this is pretty self-explanatory. Why I Hate Dean: New!  Seriously.  A section of reasons why people hate me.

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