My Ode to Poop

A Poem

Poop makes us all feel happy,
Even when we feel sad;
Unless it's green or red -
You don't want that, that's bad.

Poop relieves our intestines,
And helps us stay healthy;
If poop was money,
I'd be really wealthy.

If poop were my god,
I'd kiss your ass;
If there was one thing I wouldn't poop,
It would be glass.

I like to poop everywhere,
Even outside;
But I prefer to sit on a toilet,
And enjoy the ride.

Websites that are Full of Shit

DogDoo.com
Buy some dog crap today! Available in $15, $20, and $25 packages - what a deal!

OffTheBoss.com
If your boss thinks that his poop doesn't stink, then you may want to show him this.

PoopReport.com
Lots of cool & interesting stories about poop.

Rotten.com
Sometimes this site features poop, but it's mostly decapitations and just a bunch of sick shit.

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