Terms & Conditions

This page is stupid.  Actually, this entire site is stupid.  Think about it - it's a personal website.  You can't buy stuff, you can't sell stuff, you can't learn stuff (except in LYRN 2 SK8), you can't touch or manipulate anything of any value, you can't sleep better by knowing that this is here, you can't become a better lover, you can't go to the movies with tickets you purchased and printed from here, you can't watch a cat chasing it's tail (yet), and you certainly can't pick up on any chics.  It's just a website that I've created which is available to anyone who can read English.  That's all.  I'm not changing the world.  I just want to be naked and famous.

If you decide that there is something on my website that you are particularly fond of, then that's great.  But if you steal my ideas for any part of this website, then you better watch you back 'cause I'll have Tiny come after you like a cat on a mouse.  If you take my work and use it for your own evil deeds, then at least fill out my Contact form to let me know what your malicious plot is all about.

If you like my website and want to bookmark it or link to it from your own website, then you should always link to "http://clix.to/dean."

For the purposes of citation, all pages unless marked otherwise were last updated May 2003 by Dean E Nelson.  Some pages on my site were written or co-written by others, which will be indicated at the top of that particular page, if applicable.  This website's name is simply "DEAN."  It was formerly known as "Dean E Nelson's The Extreme Headache."  Please update your links and bookmarks if you still have my website listed as such.  Again, the appropriate URL is "http://clix.to/dean."

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